Phase 3: Mandatory Fun

Where Bureaucracy Meets Amusement

By now, you've survived the soul-crushing drudgery of Phases 1 and 2. Congratulations! You're almost there!

Phase 3: where the tedium takes a turn for the absurd. You'll be treated to an endless loop of pointless meetings, mandatory team-building exercises, and the thrill of watching your coworkers' eyes glaze over.

But don't just take our word for it! Click on to see what wonders await: