Subphase 3: The Unmitigated Disaster

In this subphase, we will boldly go where no one has gone before. We will implement Phase 3 of the Mandate 9021 in a way that defies all logic and reason.

Warning: This subphase is not suitable for those who enjoy sanity, productivity, or efficiency.

The goal of this subphase is to create a system that is so Byzantine, it will take an act of Congress to understand.

Features:

• Unmitigated confusion: Our system will be so complex, even the developers will lose their minds.
• Unnecessary complexity: We will add layers upon layers of unnecessary features, because who needs simplicity, anyway?
• Unpredictability: Our system will behave in ways that defy all prediction, because who needs stability, really?

Subphase 3.1: The Byzantine Layering

• Layer 1: The Initial Layer of Confusion
• Layer 2: The Layer of Even Greater Confusion

Subphase 3.2: The Unnecessary Feature Frenzy

• Feature 1: The Feature That Adds No Value
• Feature 2: The Feature That Breaks Everything