Our team of highly trained, expertly caffeinated individuals has been tasked with implementing the most complex and Byzantine of mandates: 9021.
We have established a series of rigorous protocols, including but not limited to:
- Creating a comprehensive flowchart to track our progress.
- Developing a 17-page document detailing our methodology and procedures.
- Conducting a thorough risk assessment to identify potential pitfalls.
We will be meeting regularly to review our progress and make necessary adjustments.
Stay tuned for updates on our success and failures.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can check our progress for yourself.