Mandate 9021: "Don't Make Me Walk to the Store"

This mandate is a direct response to the growing trend of people expecting others to walk more than 50 feet to retrieve their own items. It's a bold move, but someone has to be the adult in the room.

Key points:

Any distance greater than 50 feet to retrieve an item is considered excessive.
All individuals are required to provide their own transportation to and from the store.
Failure to comply will result in the imposition of "The Shame of the Walk-Induced Scolding."

For more information on this groundbreaking legislation, see:

Subpage 1: Enforcement Protocols Subpage 2: Frequently Asked Questions