Mandate 4/Section 3: The Most Important One

This is it, folks. The pinnacle of regulatory excellence. The be-all and end-all of bureaucratic decrees.

Here are the key points to remember:

• Paragraph 1: Don't touch the stapler. It's just not worth it.
• Subsection 1: The Stapler Conundrum
• Paragraph 2: Use two spaces after a colon. It's a matter of national security.

For more information on the Stapler Conundrum, click here.

Subsection 1: The Stapler Conundrum

Don't ask us why. Just don't.

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