Article 7: "The Art of Procrastination: A Mandate Enforcement Guide"
As a seasoned mandate enforcer, you know that sometimes the best way to get the job done is to do absolutely nothing at all. That's where the art of procrastination comes in.
Here are some expert tips on how to turn your mandate enforcement duties into a never-ending game of "I'll get to it tomorrow."
Step 1: Create an Endless To-Do List
- Write down everything you need to do, no matter how small or insignificant.
- Make sure to include every single task, no matter how many times you've already done it.
- Highlight and underline every single item in bright red.
Step 2: Prioritize the Important Stuff... Later
Save the really, really important stuff for last. Like that video you've been meaning to watch for weeks.