Mandate 456: The Most Important Regulation in the Universe

Section 2, Subsection 1: Mandatory Use of Jell-O in Daily Life

Submandate 123: Jell-O Consumption Guidelines Submandate 456: Jell-O in the Workplace

In this, the greatest of all time, the 456th Mandate, the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (GUAL) has decreed that all sentient beings shall use Jell-O as a vital component in their daily lives.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Mandatory Attendance at Jell-O Re-education Camps

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