Mandate 1: Thou Shalt Not Leave the Planet Without Thy Coffee Mug

By order of the Galactic Overlord, it is hereby decreed that any sentient being leaving the planet without their coffee mug shall be subject to the gravest of penalties.

Failure to comply shall result in:

• Exile to the planet Zorgon-6 for a period of not less than 47 years
• Loss of all rights to intergalactic travel privileges
• Forfeiture of all rights to own a pet rock
• Forfeiture of all rights to own more than 3 pairs of socks

Submandate 1.1: Exile to Zorgon-6: The Unmitigated Horror

Submandate 1.2: The Pet Rock Amnesty Act