Mandate 2a: Mandatory Reading Material

Subtitle: Because You Asked For It

Section A: Mandatory Reading

1. Article 1: "The Art of Doing the Minimum Amount of Work Required" - A comprehensive guide to doing the bare minimum while still appearing productive.
2. Article 2: "The History of Procrastination: A Brief History of Getting Nothing Done" - A thorough examination of the evolution of doing nothing.
3. Article 3: "The Science of Doing Exactly What You're Told to Do"

Section B: Related Mandates

• Mandate 2a-1: Mandatory Reading Material for the Easily Confused
• Mandate 2a-2: The Unnecessary but Satisfying Sequel

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, you can just skip it all and go straight to the coffee machine.