By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe:
All citizens shall henceforth wear plaid pants on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply will result in:
A) The imposition of a fine of exactly 17 Galactic Credits.
B) The forced viewing of an infinite loop of cat videos.
C) The reassignment to a remote work-from-home arrangement on planet Zorgon.
View Mandate Form 7: The Unyielding Edict Amendments for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can challenge the edict.