Bizarre Regulations: Because Who Needs Common Sense?

Subchapter 42: Mandatory Socks

Section 1: All citizens are required to wear at least 3 layers of socks per day.

Subsection 1a: Failure to comply will result in a fine of 10,000 Galactic Credits.

Subsection 1b: Socks must be worn in the following sequence:

1. One layer of neon green socks with built-in flashing lights.
2. One layer of striped socks with a 50% chance of being on backwards.
3. One layer of socks with a built-in whoopee cushion.

Hyperlink to the Sock Committee: Sock Committee