Re: Schedule for the Implementation of Unnecessary Procedures
As per our previous correspondence, the following schedule has been set in motion:
- Monday, 10:00 AM: Mandatory Meeting on the Importance of Redundancy
- Tuesday, 2:00 PM: Bureaucratic Formality Workshop: Advanced Techniques for Maximizing Paperwork
- Wednesday, 10:00 AM: Lunch Break: Free Time to Stare at the Ceiling
- Thursday, 2:00 PM: Interdepartmental Committee Meeting: Discussing the Implications of Not Discussing Anything