This mandate is a decree of unrelenting confusion, a declaration of utter bedlam. It has been decreed that all citizens shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays, and all Tuesdays shall be spent in contemplation of the meaninglessness of life.
Article 1, Section 2: All citizens are required to maintain a minimum of 5 pets at all times, including at least one cat, one dog, and one goldfish.
Article 2, Section 3: All citizens are forbidden from eating any foods that are not 100% organic, free-range, gluten-free, and artisanal. Any deviation from this rule shall result in immediate exile to the Island of Lost Souls.
For more information, visit our Mandate #42a-1: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Appendices or our Mandate #42a-2: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Addendums.
Today's submandate is: Mandate #42a-3: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Submandate of Subtlety
This submandate is a decree of extreme subtlety, a declaration of the importance of wearing socks with sandals on Wednesdays. All citizens are required to wear socks with sandals in a pattern of alternating stripes, or risk being subject to the wrath of the Mandate Master.
For more information, visit our Mandate #42a-3: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Submandate of Subtlety for further details.
Yesterday's submandate is: Mandate #42a-4: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Submandate of Suddenness
This submandate is a decree of suddenness, a declaration of the importance of having a 3 a.m. breakfast meeting with your boss. All citizens are required to bring their favorite breakfast foods, or risk being subject to the wrath of the Mandate Master.
For more information, visit our Mandate #42a-4: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Submandate of Suddenness for further details.
Go to: Mandate #42a-1: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Appendices Mandate #42a-2: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Addendums Mandate #42a-3: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Submandate of Subtlety Mandate #42a-4: The Unyielding Order of Utter Chaos - Submandate of Suddenness