Formal Execution Mandate Generator

Formal Execution Mandate Generator

Formal Execution Mandate Generator 9000

Mandate Template 3: "The Ultimate Power Grab"

For the most formal and binding of formal execution mandates.

By selecting this template, you are hereby mandating the immediate execution of the following:

• Article 1, Section 7: "All parties shall be required to sign the dotted line."
• Article 2, Section 11: "All parties shall be required to surrender their snacks."
• Article 3, Section 5: "All parties shall be required to don a fedora at all times."
• Article 4, Section 8: "All parties shall be required to perform a choreographed dance number at the next full moon."
• Article 5, Section 2: "All parties shall be required to surrender their passwords to the Bureaucratic Overlords."

Optional Addenda

For the truly adventurous:

• Mandate Template 4: The Bureaucratic Nightmare
• Mandate Template 5: The Infinite Loop