Departmental Approval Mandated Memo - 001

TO: All Executives and Mandate-grams Personnel

FROM: The Mandate-grams Overlord

SUBJECT: Mandatory Compliance with Unnecessary Red Tape

As per our previous memo, all executives and personnel are reminded that filling out the weekly TPS reports is not only mandatory, but also a requirement for breathing.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

1. Forced attendance to Mandatory Monday Morning Meetings
2. Removal of all snacks from the break room
3. Random spot checks of personal property for excessive paperwork

Do not attempt to circumvent these regulations. We are watching you.

Sincerely,

The Mandate-grams Overlord