Mandate-1: The Supreme Decree

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that all citizens shall be required to wear funny hats on Fridays.

Failure to comply will result in the following:

• Forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.
• Assignment to the dreaded 'Boredom Brigade', where you'll be forced to stare at a wall for 24 hours straight.
• Revocation of your right to use the phrase 'I'm not a morning person'.