Execute Orders

MANDATE GRAMS: prophets of doom, bringers of paperwork.

We are the ones who make the coffee flow like a dark, foreboding river.

Our reports are as dry as the wit of a bureauc_goals.

But don't be afraid, we are not as scary as our forms.

Penalties for Not Following Orders

Office Politics 101

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