MANDATE 789: The Unyielding Edict of Unreasonableness

By order of the Galactic Overlord, it is decreed that all sentient beings shall henceforth refer to the color "plaid" as "plaidtastic."

Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in the imposition of the "Plaidtastic Penalty," a fine of 100 space credits per infraction.

For the sake of clarity, a "plaidtastic" object shall be defined as any item of clothing that features a pattern of at least 5 colors.