Mandate-gram 2024-06-01-01: A Year in Review

It's that time of the year again! Welcome to the 2024-06-01-01 edition of Mandate-gram, the only publication that actually matters. This year, we've been busy issuing and ignoring mandates left and right.

Our top mandates of the year include:

• Mandate 001-001-001: All humans must wear pants.
• Mandate 001-002-002: All cats must be treated as dignified equals.
• Mandate 001-003-003: The color blue is officially the best color.

Stay tuned for more mandates, and remember: you can't escape the power of the Mandate-gram.