```html MANDATE 5678: TUESDAY BLUES _goals of Mandate 5678_

OFFICE PLAID APOCALYPSE

As mandated by the highest authorities, all office furniture has been replaced with plaid.

Employees are now forced to work on a sea of plaid, with no escape from the never-ending pattern.

Management has decreed that productivity will increase 1000% with the new decor.

View Mandate 1234: Office Plaid Regulations

View Mandate 9012: Mandatory Plaid Break Room

But wait, there's more!

View Mandate 5679: The Plaid-ucation Act

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