MANDATE 5678

Tuesday Blues Mandate-gram

**PLAID STYLE ADVISER**

A memo to the Ministry of Unlikely Events:

By order of the Supreme Mandator, all citizens are hereby mandated to wear plaid on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of reruns of "The IT Crowd"
• Assignment to a taskforce tasked with reorganizing the sock drawer of the Minister of Socks
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to, access to the cafeteria's "Donut-of-the-Month" club

To report any instances of non-compliance, please use our online form below.

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