Today's Mandate-Gram is brought to you by the Tuesday Blues Task Force, a group of highly trained, highly paid bureaucrats dedicated to making your life more complicated and confusing.
Our latest Mandate, Mandate 1234: Sock It To Us Again, is a doozy. It requires all citizens to wear matching socks to work on Tuesdays from now until the end of time. Don't ask us why. We don't know either.