Wednesday's Mandate-grams

MANDATE 42: All citizens are required to wear pants at all times.

Failure to comply will result in 5 days of mandatory disco dancing.

Mandate 2: All citizens must use only the metric system for all measurements.

Mandate 3: The use of the color blue is strictly forbidden in all government uniforms.

Mandate 4: All citizens must learn to play the trombone by the age of 10.