Mandate 5: Because You Clearly Need to be Told What to Do

By order of the Intergalactic Bureaucracy, you are hereby mandated to wear pants at all times while visiting this planet.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

1. Forced viewing of elevator music for 24 hours straight
2. Forced participation in a conga line of accountants
3. Forced listening to an endless loop of your own voice saying "I'm sorry"

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