Issue #345: The Mandatory Edit for the Ages
As decreed by the Council of Mandate, we hereby make it mandatory to wear pleated pants to all official functions, effective immediately.
Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, up to and including, but not limited to, being forced to watch reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show' for 24 hours straight.
Hyperlinks to related edicts: Issue #123: Mandatory Coffee Consumption, Issue #456: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm