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Mandate 4: The Unyielding
Mandate 4: The Unyielding
In a shocking turn of events, Mandate 4 has declared itself unyielding to all forms of reason and compromise. All previous attempts at dialogue have been met with a resounding "NO."
As a result, the following submandates have been issued:
Key Provisions:
- Article 1: All who dare oppose Mandate 4 shall be subject to the most severe penalties, including but not limited to: exile to a remote island, forced watching of reruns of 80s TV shows, and/or reeducation through a combination of interpretive dance and didgeridoo music.
- Article 2: Mandate 4 shall have sole authority over all matters of taste, including but not limited to: what constitutes a good sandwich, what constitutes a suitable form of entertainment, and what constitutes an acceptable hairstyle.