Mandate Morphing Technique 1: Making it Real

Step 1: Identify your mandate

• Use bright colors to highlight key points
• Add bold text to make it look important
• Use a font that's hard to read, like Comic Sans

Step 2: Add a catchy slogan

"Because who doesn't love a good mandate?"

Step 3: Attach it to a thing

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until it's real

Proceed to Step 4

Or, for a more advanced approach:

Try Technique 2: The Mandate-Morphing Masterclass