Are you tired of being bossed around all day? Do you dream of rebelling against the man? Look no further than Mandate Morpher 9000!
Our expert team of highly trained (read: highly caffeinated) professionals will guide you through the art of morphing your behavior into compliance, all while maintaining an air of subtle noncompliance.
Click here to learn more about Subterfuge Techniques and how to use them to your advantage.
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