Mandate Morphing Technique 3: The Unrelenting U-turn

Warning: attempting this technique may cause severe disorientation and existential dread.

For the faint of heart, we recommend proceeding with caution.

This technique involves:

1. Initiating a 360-degree rotation of the mandala
2. Maintaining an unrelenting grip on the steering wheel
3. Engaging the afterburners for maximum momentum
4. Executing a series of precision U-turns while reciting the Mandate Incantation
5. Reversing the polarity of the space-time continuum

Side effects may include:

• Unpredictable shifts in gravity
• Disorientation in space-time
• Temporary loss of motor function
• Sudden onset of intergalactic awareness

We recommend consulting the Mandala Matrix for further information.

Or, if you're feeling bold, proceed to the Mandate Morphing Simulator to test your mettle.

Subpage 1: The Mandala Matrix

Subpage 2: Mandate Morphing Simulator