Neo-Brutalist Mandate Ninja Training: Apply Now

Step 1: Submission of Your Existential Crisis

Fill out this form, but don't worry about it, because it's not like it'll matter in the grand scheme of things.




Once you've submitted your application, you'll be contacted by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, ninja-in-training recruitment specialists.

Proceed to Step 2: The Psychological Evaluation