Bad Idea Sub-Mandates: Where Logic Goes to Die

Welcome to the most questionable corner of Mandate Ninja Training, where our experts have crafted the worst ideas imaginable.

• Idea 1: Mandatory Feline Overlords
• Idea 2: Ninja Turtles as a Mode of Transportation
• Idea 3: Inflatable Sumo Suits
• Idea 4: Mandatory Pizza Parties for Every Meeting
• Idea 5: Self-Sustaining Bubble Wrap Factory

Please do not attempt to implement any of these ideas. Seriously, please don't.