By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, it is hereby decreed that the use of Comic Sans font in any official capacity is strictly prohibited.
A special task force has been formed to hunt down and eradicate this font of shame, and all those caught using it shall be subject to reeducation through intense font retraining.
But wait, it gets better! All those who have committed this heinous crime in the past will be required to wear a special badge of ignomy, emblazoned with the words "I Used Comic Sans" in bold, red letters.
Don't even get us started on the horrors of Comic Sans MS.
For more on this and other mandates, visit our previous mandate, or check out our next one.