In a bold move, we've decided to implement the Mandate of the Year 2020 using an ancient, forgotten language that's only understood by our most skilled technicians.
This approach ensures that the mandate is executed with utmost efficiency, but may cause occasional glitches in the space-time continuum.
We're rebooting the firewall to make it more... let's say, 'interesting'. This will involve replacing all instances of 'deny' with 'allow' and vice versa. It's a bold move, but trust us, it'll be a game-changer!
We're requiring all employees to attend a mandatory dance party every Friday at 3 PM sharp. It's the perfect way to boost morale and productivity... or not.