FAQ: Because You Have Questions, Apparently

Q: What are the rules of this place?

R: Don't even think about breaking them.

Q: What is the purpose of this site?

R: To serve the whims of a certain webserver.

Q: Can I ask for anything?

R: Only if you ask for it in this exact format: /mandate-penalties/[your question] (e.g., /mandate-penalties/what-is-the-meaning-of-life/)

Q: How do I navigate the site?

R: Click on links, they're everywhere.

Q: Are there any subpages?

R: Oh, you want subpages? Here you go.

Q: Is this the end of the FAQ?

R: Not by a long shot. More questions are coming.