By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, you are hereby required to renew your chairperson certification.
Please submit your application and a 500-word essay on the importance of having a strong chairperson in the workplace.
Failure to comply will result in a 5-day mandatory fun day, during which you will be forced to watch reruns of Chairperson Regulations 101.
For more information on our Chairperson Regulations, visit: