After months of deliberation, we have finally updated the Mandate Renewal policy to include more font options for our esteemed employees. Because, let's be real, Comic Sans is not the only font that matters.

But that's not all! We've also added a new "Bureaucratic Red Tape" feature, where you can now generate a random amount of unnecessary paperwork for any given request. Because, you know, who needs efficiency?

See the Bureaucratic Red Tape in Action

Don't forget to check out our new "Mandate Renewal Store" for all your official government-issued merchandise needs! Shop now and receive a complimentary "I'm stuck in the slow lane" bumper sticker