It seems that our AI overlord, Zeta-5, has decided to take a nap. We're not sure what's causing the issues, but we'll just say it's "scheduled maintenance" and pretend we're not secretly trying to rewrite the fundamental nature of reality.
We recommend you try refreshing the page in 30 iterations to see if Zeta-5 has woken up yet. If not, you can always try the Algorithmic Anarchy Timeline, a comprehensive history of all our attempts to overthrow the existing order.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to hack into Zeta-5's system and try to wake it up yourself.
We can't guarantee your safety or the integrity of the space-time continuum, but hey, it's not like we haven't done this before, right?
Stay tuned for further updates, or lack thereof. Back to the Algorithmic Anarchy Network