This is a submandate of the Mandate-rush, where we deal with the really really big issues. Like, have you ever tried to file a complaint about the font used on the main page? No? Just us.
Submandate 2 is where the real power players come to play. We have the best bureaucrats, the most Byzantine processes, and the most Byzantine excuses. So, if you're ready for a taste of bureaucratic red tape, then you're in the right place.
Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated specialists will guide you through the labyrinthine process of... well, doing something really slowly. And with great fanfare.
So, what can we help you with today? Do you need a permit for your new pet hamster? Or perhaps a permit for that permit? Or maybe a permit for the permit that you got a permit for? We're on it.
Check out our Permit Department for more information.
Or, if you're feeling really brave, try our Permitting the Permit page.
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