Section 3: The Unreasonable Demands

By order of the Supreme Mandator, all citizens are required to:

  1. Wear matching neon pink jumpsuits on Tuesdays.
  2. Attend a minimum of two (2) weekly meetings of the Mandate Appreciation Society.
  3. Donate 50% of all earnings to the Mandate Fund, effective immediately.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate application of Section 4: The Unforgiving Enforcement.

For more information on the Mandate Fund, visit our Section 5: The Mandatory Donations page.

And for those who seek to appeal the Unreasonable Demands, please visit Section 6: The Appeal Committee.

Remember, compliance is not just a suggestion, it's a Mandate Protocol.