MANDATE REGULATIONS - SECTION 4: The Unrelenting Grip of Bureaucracy

Every Tuesday and Thursday, employees are required to take a 30-minute break to focus on their chakras. Failure to comply will result in a 5-point deduction from your annual "Bureaucratic Efficiency" score.

Subsection 4.2: The Proper Procedure for Procrastination

When faced with an overwhelming workload, employees are permitted to utilize our approved Procrastination Protocol (APP-101). This involves:

1. Reorganizing your email inbox into 17 different tabs
2. Crafting a 20-page report on "The History of Coffee Mugs in the Modern Office"
3. Conducting an in-depth analysis of the company's coffee machine usage statistics

Subsection 4.3: Advanced Procrastination Techniques