Mandate 6: Because You Clearly Didn't Read the Previous 5

Subsection 6.1: The Fine Print (Literally)

Section 6, subsection 6.1, paragraph 1: You are required to read and understand the fine print on the back of the bottle. If you don't, you're not allowed to drink. Or eat. Or breathe. Or exist.

But wait, there's more!

Section 6.3: The Unimportant Edition

This subsection has been deleted due to lack of interest. Maybe you should go read the fine print instead?

Section 6.4: The Unnecessary Edition

Because who needs to read this, really?

Maybe You Do?