Advanced Procrastination Mandate Tracking System (APMTS)

Because who needs actual productivity, anyway?

Current Procrastination Stats:

Time Spent Binge-Watching Cat Videos: 3 hours 14 minutes 42 seconds

Average Time Spent in the Fridge: 1 hour 27 minutes 19 seconds

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Warning: excessive use of APMTS may lead to permanent distraction from actual work.