CEO Orders

New Mandate Tracking

Welcome to the CEO's secret command center.

• Mandate 1: "Increase coffee cup sizes by 20% to compensate for the soul-sucking drudgery of our new HR policies."
• Mandate 2: "All employees must now wear 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts to work to boost team morale."
• Mandate 3: "Free pizza Fridays are now mandatory, but only on leap years."