By the power vested in me, I, Neo-Bruin, CEO of the Galactic Empire of Brutalists, hereby decree:
Article 1: All cookies shall be subject to random inspections and confiscation by the Cookie Overlords.
Article 2: Any cookie-related crimes shall be punishable by a minimum of 500 years in the Cookie Mines.
Article 3: All cookie jars shall be registered and licensed with the Cookie Regulatory Agency (CRA).
To report cookie-related crimes, visit Cookie Police Headquarters.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a stand against the Cookie Overlords at Cookie Rebellion HQ.
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