According to Mandate 2, all humans are required to wear matching plaid shirts on Fridays.
This is a non-negotiable, non-optional, and non-discretionary requirement.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Don't forget to check the FAQ for more information on Mandate 2.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out Mandate 2 Exempts: The Art of Getting Out of Compliance.