Mandate Wardrobe Hat Exemptions

A List of Ridiculously Specific Exceptions

Due to an overwhelming response from the public, we are now forced to provide this list of hat exemptions.

Exemption 1: Hats with More than 3 Colors

For those hats that dare to be bold and daring, we offer this exemption.

Exemption 2: Hats with More than 7 ChimesExemption 2: Hats with More than 7 Chimes

For those hats that are just too fancy for their own good, we offer this exemption.

Exemption 3: Hats made from Unconventional Materials

For those hats that refuse to conform, we offer this exemption.

Exemption 4: Hats Worn for Sarcasm

For those hats that are just asking for it, we offer this exemption.