Mandate-Wardrobe Scarf Exemptions

In a bold move to combat the scourge of bland fashion, the Mandate-Wardrobe has established a list of Scarf Exemptions. These exemptions allow citizens to wear their scarves with impunity, without fear of judgment or ridicule.

Exemption #1: The Wobbly-Wear Scarf

This exemption allows individuals to wear scarves that are 30% off-axis from perfectly symmetrical. This means your scarf can look like it's being worn by a drunken pirate, and nobody will care!

Exemption #2: The Color-Bleeding Scarf

If your scarf is bleeding colors like a wounded rainbow, you're exempt from judgment. Just make sure to wear a pair of matching socks to really make a statement!

Exemption #3: The Over-Exemption Scarf

If you're wearing a scarf so bold, so bright, and so obnoxious, you're exempt from all judgment. Just make sure to bring a firehose to wash away the tears of your critics!

Exemption #4: The Fashion-Disaster Scarf

If your scarf is so ugly, so mismatched, and so heinous, you're exempt from all fashion criticism. Just make sure to wear a "I'm with stupid" sign to really drive the point home!

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