In a bold move to combat the scourge of bland fashion, the Mandate-Wardrobe has established a list of Scarf Exemptions. These exemptions allow citizens to wear their scarves with impunity, without fear of judgment or ridicule.
This exemption allows individuals to wear scarves that are 30% off-axis from perfectly symmetrical. This means your scarf can look like it's being worn by a drunken pirate, and nobody will care!
If your scarf is bleeding colors like a wounded rainbow, you're exempt from judgment. Just make sure to wear a pair of matching socks to really make a statement!
If you're wearing a scarf so bold, so bright, and so obnoxious, you're exempt from all judgment. Just make sure to bring a firehose to wash away the tears of your critics!
If your scarf is so ugly, so mismatched, and so heinous, you're exempt from all fashion criticism. Just make sure to wear a "I'm with stupid" sign to really drive the point home!
View all Scarf Exemptions Apply for a Special Scarf Exemption Permit