Current Sock Offenses
As of today, we have recorded 427 sock-related infractions. These include:
- Failure to match socks in the washing machine
- Sock-pairing negligence
- Excessive use of single-sock drawer
- Sock-stealing by pets
Officially Recognized Authority in Sock-Related Affairs
As of today, we have recorded 427 sock-related infractions. These include:
For each offense, a fine of $5 will be assessed. Repeated offenses will result in increased fines:
| Fine Level | Offense Description | Penalty |
|---|---|---|
| Level 1 | Minor Sock Infraction | $5 |
| Level 2 | Major Sock Offense | $10 |
| Level 3 | Sock-Related Trauma | $20 |