MANDATORY Sock ABOMINATION Fines and Penalties

Current Sock Offenses

As of today, we have recorded 427 sock-related infractions. These include:

• Failure to match socks in the washing machine
• Sock-pairing negligence
• Excessive use of single-sock drawer
• Sock-stealing by pets

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Penalty Guidelines

For each offense, a fine of $5 will be assessed. Repeated offenses will result in increased fines:

Fine Level	Offense Description	Penalty
Level 1	Minor Sock Infraction	$5
Level 2	Major Sock Offense	$10
Level 3	Sock-Related Trauma	$20

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