MANDATE-15: Obsolete Communications Implementation

Implementation Details:

We're proud to announce the implementation of MANDATE-15, a system so obsolete, it'll make you wonder why anyone bothered.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers worked tirelessly to create a communication system that's as clunky as it is effective.

Features include:

• Only works on Tuesdays and Thursdays
• Only communicates with people from the 80s
• No emojis or GIFs allowed