Welcome to the Obsolete Communications Management Department, where we specialize in not communicating effectively. We're not really here to help you with anything, but we'll pretend to be.
We've got a team of highly trained professionals who are experts in doing the bare minimum, and we're not afraid to use jargon like "synergy" and "disruption" to make ourselves sound important.
Check out our Communication Strategy for more on how to do the opposite of communicate.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Management Mismanagement page for a dose of bureaucratic doublespeak.
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Or, if you're just looking for some Free Tea and Sympathy, we've got that too.